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Yummy!!!

I'm in a very yummy mood right now.Treating myself to a yummy cake and ice cream.Don't care about fat jor...I know u want some...D-).contact me,I'm nice oh.

Super Eagles boss,Samson Siasia fired!

But why nah?I hardly watch football but I follow the Super Eagles team with keen interest.Methinks this decision by NFF is a little too soon.This has always been the problem,not giving coaches a second chance to right their wrongs...Well,big up yourself man...e don happen.Chai...but to kiss goodbye to N5mil monthly pay...e no easy.So,NFF, who's next?My eyes are on you.

CHOGM delegate to Australia charged with Sexual harassment!

O dikwa risky...one of the esteemed members of the travelling delegation of President Jonathan Goodluck was turned in by a hotel maid after he attempted to bed the hotel worker against her will. The incident took place at the meeting of the Commonwealth Head of Government in Australia this week. The offended woman reported the incident to senior staff at the hotel and the Nigerian delegate was sidelined for the week from official duties. The delegate was not identified although his CHOGM accreditation was reportedly revoked. A CHOGM 2011 Taskforce spokesman said organisers were aware of the allegations. ``We are aware that a complaint was made by a staff member at Hyatt Regency Perth,'' he said. ``We understand that the matter has been resolved.'' Authorities declined to take official action saying that “allegations about harassment in the work place are an issue related to equal opportunity and are not a police matter.' First,GEJ misses in action at the Niger...

TGIF!

It's not that bad,TGIF jare!!!.

Award winning Commedienne,Helen Paul welcomes baby boy...

The ever lovely and petite Commediene and TV Presenter,Helen Paul aka Tatafo and hubby yesterday,welcomed a baby boy.Congrats Helen...

Missing Person!

His name is Olamikekan Ogunderu. He left home on Wednesday 19th October 2011 and has since not returned. Please anyone with useful information should call 08023621241, 08023984631,08022920909,080561 01294 or report to the nearest police station.

Big Boys running things...

Wait a minute...what's with the short knickers and bare chestedness?.No beefing oh,in fact I love him as an actor. But ,dey inside this im pose sha. Well,so Jim Iyke acquires a Plymouth Prowler and a Camero SS Convertible worth several millions of naira...nna na wao.bigs boys running things,as in if u've got it,flaunt it.

I Forgive You!

Forgiveness is practically one of the most difficult things to give.To all who offended me,I forgive you and all that I offended ,please forgive me...

Longest Nails on the Planet!

This is Christine Walton from Las Vegas -- who has the world's longest fingernails measuring a freaky 19ft 9in (601.9cm).She has set a record in Guiness world book of records. That's 10ft 2in (309.8cm) on her left hand and 9ft 7in (292.1cm) on her right hand and the 45-year-old singer says she hasn’t cut her fingernails since 1990. Christine insists the nails don’t prevent her from living a normal life; she can still braid hair, cook and drive, however, she does confess to struggling when shopping for clothes: "I’ll see the cutest shirts, and they’ll have these skinny arms and I know that my nails would just rip straight through them, she said. "I never made a conscious decision to grow the nails, but with all my children and the music commitments I guess it was easier to let the nails grow," she added, "Then one day I look down and they’re like 9 inches long!" Her current length of the fingernails are the equivalent length of a killer whale; two...

10 lies about sex!

Some men can do and say any and everything to get in your panties.So,he constantly cooks up lies to eat your apple.How much he loves you,how he adores you.How he can't control himself whenever he sees you.blah..blah..blah...ok nah.This past week I listened to a very beautiful message by Pastor Olukoya of the mountain of Fire and I just wanna share with you guys.It is timely,given the craziness in our world today.A world where a man would rather marry a w*ore than a virgin beacuse according to their vague theory virgins don't make good wives;they are emotionally bankrupt and care less of people's emotions.Who verified this theory if not the devil himself. Seriously,I sit down at times and I'm thinking:where did this generation miss it?A woman would rather turn herself to a cheap w*ore to please her vain desires not minding the consequences.The irony is that,they would leave the single thresh-hold sometimes long before the good gals.However,does this change the truth tha...

Weird...

I am particularly attracted to this wedding cake.Beautiful in all aspects but what is with the skeletal heads adorning the cake and reminding one,(especially one like me with African roots) of nothing but vodoo?. Weird to me but well,do they care sef...?Just saying anyway. Meanwhile the couple are Destin Pfaff and Rachel Federoff who got married in a vintage rocker ceremony at the Carlton Hotel in New York City (September 24, 2011).

Wole Soyinka's Telephone Conversation

After a phone call,I just remembered this poem I read in secondary school for some reasons I can't readily relate to.Read and enjoy. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION Wole Soyinka The price seemed reasonable, location Indifferent. The landlady swore she lived Off premises. Nothing remained But self-confession. 'Madam,' I warned, 'I hate a wasted journey - I am African.' Silence. Silenced transmission of Pressurized good-breeding. Voice, when it came, Lipstick coated, long gold-rolled Cigarette-holder pipped. Caught I was, foully. 'HOW DARK?' . . . I had not misheard. . . . 'ARE YOU LIGHT OR VERY DARK?' Button B. Button A. Stench Of rancid breath of public hide-and-speak. Red booth. Red pillar-box. Red double-tiered Omnibus squelching tar. It was real! Shamed By ill-mannered silence, surrender Pushed dumbfounded to beg simplification. Considerate she was, varying the emphasis - 'ARE YOU DARK? OR VERY LIGHT?' Rev...

These Oyinbo people sef!

See this oyinbo people o.Imagine a naija guy conceding to show his nude body and that of his gf on the pages of some magazine?I personally can't imagine it but with dudes loving money like mad these days,seems its not impossible afterall.

Baba suwe nabbed at MMIA for cocaine trafficking

Celebrated actor, Babatunde Omidina, popularly known as Baba Suwe, is being detained at the office of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) for alleged drug trafficking. Baba Suwe was arrested on Wednesday night at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport on his way to France by officers of the NDLEA on what the anti-drug agency called “suspicion of drug trafficking.” The actor, who was most admired by fans especially for his comic roles in Yoruba home video, was nabbed when he was about to aboard an Air France Flight to the French capital Paris where he was scheduled to act as a Master of Ceremonies (MC) at the child naming event of one of the airline’s staff. Sources at the airport said the agency detained the actor for questioning when it was discovered that he ingested hard drug detected by the scanning machine, which he passed through. An NDLEA insider said Baba Suwe who is billed to perform for his client on Saturday is being closely monitored pending when he ex...

Antelope knocks guy off his bike in S.A

A 17 year old biker,Evan van der Spuy was knocked off his bike while taking part in a race across the Albert Falls Dams and Games reserve in an African bush. I can only imagine the impact.Saw the video on youtube and got a little worried.Well,gists say the young man is good,his helmet was actually smashed.Thank God,it wasn't his head.

2010 bombing:SSS arrests a banker and two others

The State Security Service SSS says Investigations into the October 1 2010 bombings close to the Eagle square in Abuja have been concluded and suspects will soon be arraigned before the courts. Assistant Director, Public Relations Department in the SSS, Marilyn Ogar said this yesterday while displaying three vehicles and some rounds of ammunitions and other explosive device impounded by the service in the course of investigations.Mrs Ogar said the banker was in charge  of all financial transcations of Henry Okah,the alleged mastermind of the plots.She also said that the second and third suspects who were arrested in different locations in Lagos played major roles in the bomb blast and distribution of ammunitions to militants and other components that were used for the bombing.

Two sides to a coin!:MALU PALAVER!

Auwah Abubakar Tsanre (23) and Lawwali Musa Tsanre (22), were found guilty by an Upper Sharia Court in Gusau for stealing a cow valued at N130,000, belonging to one Alhaji Bawa Dangande.The court ruled that their wrists be amputated. About 50 lawyers have reportedly indicated their interest to defend the two young men in Zamfara State that are billed to have their wrists amputated free of charge. Meanwhile an Abuja Magistrate court,wuse zone 2,has instructed that one Samuel Ahmed be given 12 strokes of cane for stealing a cow belonging to one Ayuba Zagimale. Na wao...what's the craze for stealing malu bikokwanu?

Scary:30 years old man chops off 3 weeks old step brother's hand!.

I can't even comprehend this at all.The baby you see his picture above is Etimbuk John.His step brother chopped off his right arm like you can see in the picture after a quarrel with his step mother,the little one's mother.Imagine that a human chops off your hand as an adult,the pain you would feel,how much more,a three weeks old baby?What kind of world are we living in for God's sake?.I don't want to know the reason whoever did this did it.The long story is not needed at all.What can an innocent one like this do to anyone?It's a strange and wicked world we live in...It is true he was killed by angry youths after he committed this atrocity but what drove him to do this?...Quarrel with the baby's mother?I can't comprehend it at all.

Stylish and Versatile Blog Award!

I just got another nomination for stylish and versatile blogger award.Thanks to Mena...mwaahh.thanks a mil.It's got rules.same as One lovely blog award so check the post for that. Meanwhile here is Mena's reason for nominating moi: Because her blogs are so vesatile, it touches on current events both on a local and international scale and because her blog is stylishly done.

Yipeeee!women doing it.

This year's Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded jointly to three women - Liberian President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, Liberian Leymah Gbowee and Tawakkul Karman of Yemen. They were recognised for their non-violent struggle for the safety of women and for women's rights to full participation in peace-building work. Mrs Sirleaf is Africa's first female elected head of state, Ms Gbowee is a peace activist and Ms Karman is a leading figure in Yemen's pro-democracy movement. Nobel Committee chairman Thorbjorn Jagland Announced the prize in Oslo.

One Lovely Blog Award

*Clearing my throat to make this announcement*Ladies and gentleman,yours truly was passed an award!.Wow!I am megally excited as in *wipe dirt* excited!.Thanks to you The Relentless Builder for passing me this award.It's my first after 72 posts.Ese gan jare...imeela o,Nagode. Well...there are rules to follow: Link back to the person who gave you the award  Complete the form below Tell seven random things about yourself Nominate 15 bloggers Chei...ok, here comes Mandy's style following the rules... QUESTIONS: Name your favorite color Ok...mhn,I am not particularly a colour person.I just love good things as long as they suit the occasion.But for the purpose of this,I would choose purple.I find that I am attached to anything purple. Name your favorite song O di egwu...I love any good gospel or inspirational songs but I can listen to Zoe's 'You make me beautiful" a thousand times. Name your favorite dessert Ok nah!as in yummy this one...thre...

Airtel reduces salary from N74,000 to N29,600?...

The crisis in Airtel Nigeria one of the mobile telecommunications operators in the country seems not to be over as the company has sacked over 3,000 call centre employees. This follows what the employees called unreasonable demands made by the company which they refused to accept.The company demands that the customer service staff salary be cut down by 60%,the 36days annual leave,reduced to 6days annual leave and 5working days in a week be increased to 6 working days in a week.The least person among these employees recieve N74,000 monthly,if  the salary is cut as being intended by the Airtel owners,the take home pay for these staff will be N29,600 monthly...Are you for real, as in are these people serious?

Stalking...why?

Canadian country star Shania Twain testified Friday that she has compassion for a man accused of stalking her but remains concerned that he will continue to pursue her. Giovanni Palumbo has been charged with three counts of failure to comply with a court order and criminal harassment. He had pleaded not guilty earlier this week but after listening to testimony Friday from Twain, Palumbo's lawyer told court that his client would plead guilty to both charges. Lawyer Gary Barnes said that hearing Twain's heartfelt testimony stirred a revelation in Palumbo."He realized: 'My God, I have upset her,'" Barnes told reporters after court had adjourned for the day. I am so curious as to why people stalk others.I have had this experience and still having it even.Thankfuly*can I say?*,it is not physically but on the phone.I had this number calling me consistently and at odd hours too. I remember the first day I picked he/she didn't say anything .After some secon...

Nigeria is 51 Today!

Nigerian National Anthem   Version 1 Arise, O compatriots, Nigeria's call obey To serve our fatherland With love and strength and faith The labour of our heroes past Shall never be in vain To serve with heart and might One nation bound in freedom, Peace and unity. Version 2 Oh God of creation, Direct our noble cause Guide our leaders right Help our youth the truth to know In love and honesty to grow And living just and true Great lofty heights attain To build a nation Where peace and justice Shall reign.     Nigerian National Pledge I pledge to Nigeria my Country To be faithful, loyal and honest To serve Nigeria with all my strength To defend her unity And uphold her honour and glory So help me God. Happy Independence Naija!!!.I rep Naija anyday,anytime,anywhere.I am A proud Nigerian.My colour is green and white!