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Memo to all Wives & Girlfriends!

Dear Sweethearts,  
The FIFA World Cup is close by, so let us give you a few rules that will help all of us during the months of June and July: 
  •  1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 
  •  2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won't go!
  •  3. You support the teams that I support. 
  •  4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. 
  •  5. Repeats and highlights are as good as the main match, so I'm gonna watch them too. 
  •  6. We can see movies/home video (no Telemundo and African Magic) provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil. 
  •  7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if am watching any match, you better freeze where you are or crawl on the floor. 
  •  8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; "is this Chelsea versus England?" 
  •  9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to watch a match with me. 
  •  10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is Losing, OR ELSE!!! 
 You are warned!  
Jointly signed by Husbands and Boyfriends.
                                                                   -culled
                                                  

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